Thursday, March 15, 2007

PSA: how not to commit a perfect murder

If, say, you're a lawyer and you're considering killing your husband, don't go onto Google and Yahoo with searches on gun laws, poisons, and "how to commit murder".

Because if you do that, you will be caught and possibly go to prison even if he needed killing. If you do plan on killing someone illegally, not that I'm recommending it, first buy yourself a copy of a whole-disk encryption program such as DCPP from SecurStar or Seagate's new encrypted disk line. And don't ever forget that the proper place to research your crime is the public library.

Good luck, and for your planning needs, check out PhoneCrypt, an end-to-end encryption solution appropriate for planning every operation from crashing planes into buildings to surprise parties. "Cut that chatter!" -- dead terrorist