Monday, January 24, 2005

Good Lawyer

Because I believe that all non-evilness in lawyers should receive positive feedback, please send this one as much support as she needs.

Woman Promotes the Right to Go Topless

  • An attorney crusades to change the law because it treats male and female sunbathers differently. A ruling in a Megan's Law case adds urgency.

Snow Hell

I've always hated the way they measure snowfall. A 30 inch column of snow can vary from the density of solid ice to cotton candy. Melt it and convert it to water units first, then multiply by a marketing constant called the "snow factor". Then meteorologists can lecture us on how to use the "snow factor". They'd love that.

Monday, January 03, 2005

Fufill yourself.

Embrace your inner chimp.