Whenever I get a phone survey, I ask, "Are you aware of the fee?"
"What fee?"
"There's a ten dollar fee to answer surveys, if you have a credit card, you can deposit into my paypal account."
"We don't pay fees for surveys."
"Bummer."
Ideas that are sure to cause trouble. If you implement any or all of these ideas, you may be fined, jailed, or shot, depending on the circumstances and you accept all responsibility for your stupidity. If you are too stupid to understand satire or irony, this is not the place for you.