Ideas that are sure to cause trouble. If you implement any or all of these ideas, you may be fined, jailed, or shot, depending on the circumstances and you accept all responsibility for your stupidity. If you are too stupid to understand satire or irony, this is not the place for you.
When you get a credit card offer in the mail, take the outer envelope and all the contents and stuff it into the prepaid envelope and mail it back with a staple in the center of it. That annoys them and costs them money.
