Ideas that are sure to cause trouble. If you implement any or all of these ideas, you may be fined, jailed, or shot, depending on the circumstances and you accept all responsibility for your stupidity. If you are too stupid to understand satire or irony, this is not the place for you.
Encourage stupid people not to breed. It should be easy to convince them because they're stupid. Make especially strong emphasis of kids getting bodily fluids all over you and them breaking all your stuff.
