Free Steroids

Free steroids should be given to all female combat troops to even the playing field and avoid lawsuits.

Population

Smart, educated people are less likely to have kids than dumb, uneducated leechy people. This is a crime against humanity. It is the responsibility of smart people to have as many kids as possible while convincing dumb people to get sterilized.

Addicted to Love

Give your kid a piece of nicotine gum every time he or she does something right.

Looping Souls

I think it would be amusing being God and sending souls of suicides back in time to start their crappy lives all over again.